Video 22 Jul 2,334 notes

comedycentral:

Find out which of these #WorseMoonLandingQuotes is one giant leap for mankind on tonight’s new @midnight.

Photo 16 Jul 5,520 notes watre:

“In an old house in Paris that was covered with vinesLived twelve little girls in two straight linesIn two straight lines they broke their breadAnd brushed their teeth and went to bed.They left the house at half past nineIn two straight lines in rain or shine-The smallest one was Madeline.”
― Ludwig Bemelmans

watre:

“In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines
Lived twelve little girls in two straight lines
In two straight lines they broke their bread
And brushed their teeth and went to bed.
They left the house at half past nine
In two straight lines in rain or shine-
The smallest one was Madeline.”

― Ludwig Bemelmans

Photo 16 Jul 104,393 notes junkyardvarren:

note-a-bear:

cuntbarf:

Reblogging this was not optional

It’s a baby Rock.It’s a Pebble.

leather fannypack but make it fashion. 

junkyardvarren:

note-a-bear:

cuntbarf:

Reblogging this was not optional

It’s a baby Rock.
It’s a Pebble.

leather fannypack but make it fashion. 

(Source: hbshizzle)

Video 16 Jul 17,608 notes

babycakesbriauna:

subwaysmells:

huffpostworld:

This gallant little boy comforted a classmate on her first day of preschool, and we’re not getting over it ever. 

See the full video here.

aw

This is so sweet

Photo 16 Jul 79,276 notes lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

you’re welcome

lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

imageyou’re welcome
Text 16 Jul 649,655 notes

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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Text 16 Jul 402,957 notes

throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

Photo 16 Jul 207,787 notes dearbucky:

he’s beauty he’s grace he’s mr united states

dearbucky:

he’s beauty he’s grace he’s mr united states

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Photo 15 Jul 99,566 notes memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

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Photo 15 Jul 599 notes christmasobsessed:

it’s beginning to look a lot like christmas!
Photo 15 Jul 19,665 notes

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Video 15 Jul 74,756 notes

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

Video 15 Jul 252,616 notes

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman


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